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05/04/2016 at 15:37 • Filed to: None

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Who are we writing in for President? Automotive related. Unfortunately, Elon is not American so he cannot get the nod


DISCUSSION (64)


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:39

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Gary Johnson


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:39

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TheHondaBro 2016

I dare you guys to put that on the ballot.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/04/2016 at 15:41

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That would be more of a disaster than Trump.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:41

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Kinja'd!!! Scimitar7 > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:42

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Richard Petty - he’s already The King, why not president too?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/04/2016 at 15:42

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I’ll make Nibby our Vice President.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:43

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Me!

I’ll select Part vii as my VP and jkm as my Secretary of State and every month I’ll select an Oppo to become the Secretary of Transportation


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:47

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Can I be your anger translator?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
05/04/2016 at 15:47

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I’m not sure if this is good or bad.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:47

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The only truly green candidate:

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Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:48

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Gurney/Petty 2016


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/04/2016 at 15:48

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nah, Secretary of Defense


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:48

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Putin 2017


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:49

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Earl Pitts

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:51

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Don’t be suprised when I turn the military uninform into Italian suitsand gold jewelry and trade in the humvees for Coupe DeVilles.


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > RallyWrench
05/04/2016 at 15:51

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This would be the right answer if he was not 85.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/04/2016 at 15:52

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I’m okay with that


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:53

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I’ll run the department of SC400s.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:53

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Bob Lutz?


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:53

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I would like to be your Czar of Mazdas

Mazda Car Czar...rolls nicely


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:54

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Brendon Urie would make a really cool president.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:54

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Car Czar Magoo


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:54

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Dibs on DOT!!!!! No import ban! No chicken tax!!

Only hangup is that I’d force Elio to build the next Presidential Limo...three wheels of course.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Your boy, BJR
05/04/2016 at 15:56

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I’m okay with this. Armored Cadillacs with machine guns? Hell yeah!

But Mr. Secretary of Defense, what will our warships and planes look like?


Kinja'd!!! coelacanthist > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 15:56

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Snowden.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter
05/04/2016 at 15:56

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only if you give us all Smart Cars


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 15:58

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Done.

Presidential Limo will be a smart? I’m not sure if our Sec of Defense would like that!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Mercedes Streeter
05/04/2016 at 15:59

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I live to live squished and dangerously


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Mercedes Streeter
05/04/2016 at 16:00

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Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:01

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who the fuck is part 7?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:02

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your replacement


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:02

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Funny, because the vice president is your replacement.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:03

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He’s the replacement for the replacement’s replacement


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Nick Has an Exocet
05/04/2016 at 16:03

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Is that the crazier-than-a-shit-house-rat ticket?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:05

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Fine I’m in. But I want Rolland out. He’ll just give billions to Cadillac anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:06

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Talk to Miss Mercedes..she’s running the DoT


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:07

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Christ we’ll have nothing but Smart cars everywhere. I’m not getting driven around DC in an up-armored Smart, dammit!


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:07

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EMBRACE THE REVOLUTION!!


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:08

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If I am appointed SecTrans, I will designate all carpool lanes open to Hellcats, GT350s, and old 911s.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > RallyWrench
05/04/2016 at 16:08

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i’ll have to hold a lotto for head of DoT at this rate


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:09

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Exactly, time is running out!


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Nick Has an Exocet
05/04/2016 at 16:14

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I though my support would be limited here.

Good lord, the Presidential Limo would be a sight though.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:21

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Who is Part vii


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:26

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Stalin 2K16 ! Purges for all!


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:26

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Vote Jack Does Cars. I’m cute and not a complete jackwagon.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:27

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better or worse than trump?


Kinja'd!!! bmil128 > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:29

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I’d say Roger Penske if he wasn't 79 already


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:29

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he was a member back in the day that would post many, many NSFW posts.

or wait that was....


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:29

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Does that put me in charge of the ATF? I mean it does start with Alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:35

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I’m not so sure the American auto industry is a great place to look for a president.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Wacko
05/04/2016 at 16:38

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...better. Shit.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > For Sweden
05/04/2016 at 16:39

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the replacement to the replacement’s replacement


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
05/04/2016 at 16:39

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*scribbles your name in*

done


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/04/2016 at 16:41

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Sweet

Now go vote for gary johnson lol


Kinja'd!!! jjhats > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:44

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Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > deprecated account
05/04/2016 at 16:48

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Believe I would agree with statement...which is why it doesn’t say “Industry”.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:50

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LS9 Fisker Karmas with 4L60Es for everyone!


Kinja'd!!! dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 16:53

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How has he not been posted yet? For shame, oppo, for shame:

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 16:53

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scary right?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 17:52

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Bob Lutz


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Party-vi
05/04/2016 at 17:56

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Even if it has a ‘Busa engine in it?


Kinja'd!!! JRapp: now as good as new again > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
05/04/2016 at 21:20

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Jay Leno?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > shop-teacher
05/05/2016 at 07:50

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Even if it has a ‘busa engine in it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Party-vi
05/05/2016 at 09:27

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Wow. You’re a tough critic.